Fear not DA! I have returned! No, seriously, don't panic, I know I was a HUGE noob and left a HUGE mess, but those times are gone, I dumped the XO (actully, it just kinda died, but whatever), I learned, I matured, I became 1337. Anyways, I might get those fanfics up (ok, probably not, but still.... [they kinda sucked anyways..]), if anyone cares.
Then again, I don't think anyone actully reads these things, well, at least not mine. If you're reading this, don't worry, I cleaned up my profile, I stoped epic-failing, and I plan to keep things that way.